Act Now! Jared Leto’s “30 Seconds To Mars” Merch Is Timely And Informative

September 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Nobody’s favorite band, 30 Seconds to Mars, has new merchandise so now you too can look like a middle aged hipster with a penchant for silk and a Jesus complex! Jared Leto seems to be taking his cues from Kanye West and believes he too, has a deeper understanding of the universe and how it has shaped the American psyche and that existence on a higher level of consciousness can only be translated through the mediums of social media and ugly, overpriced “fashion”. Now, if your common Target brand little brain is ready for some real art, please proceed.

Here’s the video promo for 30 Seconds to Mars’ AMERICA collection.

The collection features a $75 day-glo hoodie emblazoned with a list of the “5 Highest Paid Model Salaries As Reported By Time”. That list was technically reported by Forbes, but for the low price of $75, you shouldn’t complain about mistakes!

Or, if that’s not sufficient enticement for you to pull out your pocketbook, how about a lilac long sleeved T with “6 Popular Sex Positions As Reported By Askmen” printed on the front. No? What’s wrong with you? Maybe you just need to see what it looks like on.

Not for you? Surely you have a wealthy, eccentric, blind auntie who moved to Santa Fe to become a potter for whom this would make an excellent gift. No? Really? How about this then.

This one is called “Six Most Popular Marijuana Strains in CA” which, at $35 and your dignity as an adult person, is practically a steal!

I can’t believe you’re still not sold! Here, let Jared explain it to you, you ignorant rube.

Jared says:

For me the lists are almost like a time capsule. Independently they may surprise, entertain or provoke, but as a group they give us a sense of the culture we are a part of + the times we are living in. Which one is your fave? Available now from @TheMarsStore.

Maybe you need to ask yourself, WWJD?

So what are you waiting for, get out there and get to provoking!

But you better move fast. These babies are only going to stay fashionable for a VERY limited time!

Pic: YouTube

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