Night Crumbs

September 17, 2018 / Posted by:

While many of us have been over here, pronouncing Chrissy Teigen’s last name as TEE-GEN, she’s been thinking to herself, “Bitch, it’s TIE-GEN, but okay.” Chrissy says everyone has been saying her last name wrong, and she doesn’t correct them, because she doesn’t ever correct people. To prove that she’s not just fucking with people for re-tweets, she got her mom to confirm. Or got her mom to shamelessly lie for her!!! Whatever the case may be,  I too have a last name that 99% of people say wrong, and I never correct them. I especially don’t correct a bill collector when they call and butcher my last name while asking for me. I can be 100% truthful when I say, “That’s not me, and I don’t know anyone with that last name, thankyouverymuch”   – SOW

Duchess Meghan did a cookbook. It’s a charity cookbook with the survivors of the Grenfell fire, so I’m sure there’s not a recipe using the tears us Prince Hot Ginge-a-holics shed on his wedding day – Lainey Gossip

My money went toward the $16 million that A Simple Favor brought in this weekend, and it shames me to say this, but I was into it, Blake Lively’s bootleg Marlene Dietrich tuxedos and all – Pajiba

Cardi B denies posting transphobic shit and blamed it on an old Facebook page that she doesn’t have access to and hasn’t tried to get shut down for some reason – Towleroad

Oh, it’s just Paris Jackson looking like she’s starring in Freeform’s Stevie Nicks biopic – Drunken Stepfather

Why oh why have I been forced to pose in a picture with these unglamorous regulars?” is what that hot bitch with Charo hair on Lisa Vanderpump’s lap is thinking – Reality Tea 

It looks like two furry moles are taking a nap on Margot Robbie’s feets – Popoholic

Eliza Dushku married a piece who looks like his luscious silver locks are just dripping with MONAY – Just Jared

Either Lindsay Lohan is being held hostage, she’s coming down, or she just really misses the aroma of boxed white wine and whatever perfume she stole from her daughters wafting off of White OprahOMG Blog


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