Roseanne Talked To Dr. Oz About Her Ambien Defense

September 14, 2018 / Posted by:

I thought the bitch was white!


Roseanne Barr

Roseanne Barr tried it again with her Ambien defense when chatting with charlatan Dr. Oz in a just released a teaser trailer for a full-length interview on The Dr. Oz Show, which sounds like a fun children’s show but is anything but. In case you’ve been living on Mars this past year (btw, so jealous. You got a hookup? I’m looking to buy), Roseanne claimed that she was under the influence of Ambien when she tweeted some racist shit that got her fired from her sitcom. As a “medical” “professional”, Doc Oz is uniquely qualified to determine whether or not Roseanne’s Ambien defense holds water. Big surprise here guys, it does not.

Here’s the clip in which Roseanne sits in a chair and talks out of her ass. I told you this was a terrible children’s show.

I know they are both seated for this interview but I’m going to need them each to take several additional seats. For one things, Doc Oz, are you saying you looked up Ambien’s side effects in the that big old doctor book they gave you, or did you Google it? Or, as I suspect, did you just steal a joke from Sonofi, the manufacturer, who tweeted that shit months ago?

As for you Roseanne, check your mail.

Dear Roseanne,

Nobody’s buying it. Also, get your stories straight. Additionally, get bent. Either you weren’t being racist because you thought the bitch was white, or you were being racist because the Ambien made you do it. Pick one! You can’t have both. Plus, I want to see some receipts. Where are the pictures of your egg and cheese wallpaper? Please sit down. Preferably in a hole, far beneath the earth’s surface. And stay away from Mars. I’m buying a condo there soon and we don’t want you driving down the property values.

Spitefully yours,


Pic: YouTube

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