Peta Murgatroyd–one of those professional twirlers from Dancing With The Stars–did a long-ass interview for Health and it is long. So that you don’t have to read through the whole thing and bore yourself with how effortless this dancing blonde girl’s life is, I did for you. And here is the highlight: her husband, fellow dancer Maksim Chmerkovski, doesn’t use soap.
Yes it’s true. Apparently Maksim is so touched by the angels that not only do his feet glide across the ground as though he has wings, he also smells as fresh as the sky up in Heaven. You know, that place above the pollution from our burning of carbon gases? Heavenly. Here’s how Peta describes her husband’s sweet, sweet pit stank:
“The man never uses soap, but he does not smell. Even after training he doesn’t have BO! I’ve smelt his armpits. It is the weirdest thing. Like, I have to wear deodorant; he wears a lemon spray under his arms. I’m like, “You’re a big dude, sweating at the gym.” He’s like, “I don’t know. I’ve just never used soap on my body.” It’s strange, but I find it super sexy.”
She has to wear deodorant? Pft! Coward! Let the world smell your Kiwi-Australian musk, Peta! I wonder if their one-year-old son Shai will be like mom or dad. Will he need deodorant like his peasant mother, or will he smell of sunshine and freedom the way his angelic father does?
I can imagine Maks getting home from dancing with his retirees, reeking of his natural musk; doesn’t even shower, just gets into bed for the night. What a wild man. Sniff those pits Peta! Love when someone admits to taking a big-ol’ whiff of some man pits. Never apologize for wanting to get a little sniffy of Maksim’s lemon-tinged armpits. Live that lifestyle, girlfriend!