Night Crumbs

May 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Matt Boner told a story about how during the third show of the Boys in the Band on Broadway, he took an onstage shower and realized that the prop crew forget to leave him a towel. So he had to put on his white chonies on his soaking wet body. Why do I have a feeling that before every show of Boys in the Band, some thirsty, hard-up Boner-loving ho is going to knock on the stage door and say, “Who’s the prop master and how much do I have to slip them to have a sudden case of towel-forgetting amnesia?” And why do I also have a feeling that one of those thirsty, hard-up Boner-loving hos is going to be me? – Towleroad

BREAKING: A coach not named Adam Levine or Blake Shelton won The VoiceLainey Gossip 

You know I can hook you up with the finest road kill wigs on the market” is what fellow Scientologist John Travolta is probably going to say to Jada Pinkett Smith after finding out that she’s losing her hair – Celebitchy

Let’s just say that Hailey Baldwin is a true artist and her body bag-looking dress is commentary on how she always looks dead in the eyes – Drunken Stepfather

Um, okay, but how would Andy Cohen be able to walk out of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion while orgasming from all the attention that mess was going to get? – Reality Tea 

Loving that Michael Jackson circa 2006 hairstyle on Krysten RitterPopoholic

Donald Glover may be in the Black Panther sequel – Pajiba

Today in “things that are out-posing Kendall Jenner“: a bathroom phone – Hollywood Tuna 

In case you didn’t know that Moses Farrow is firmly on Team Woody Allen, he has reminded you of this – Just Jared

ABC has stuck a fork in The Chew and declared the bitch done – SOW

Pic: CBS

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or get into long-ass fights, or go way off topic when not in an Open Post. Also, promoting adblockers is not allowed. And some comment threads will be pre-moderated, so it may take a second for your comment to show up if it's approved.

alt="drupal analytics" >