Open Post: Hosted By An Indecent Proposal

May 11, 2018 / Posted by:

A marriage betrothal is one of those sacred rites of passage every woman looks forward to (don’t @ me). I know that for myself, from a young age I dreamed of that one perfect day, when on bended knee, my Prince Charming would present me with both his heart, and that glittering, throbbing symbol of his love. Twitterer Nick Walsh’s friend decided to share her special day with friends and loved ones by sending everybody a picture of her shiny new ring. Nick, being the best kind of friend, helped spread her joy by sharing her news on Twitter.

Tell me, can you feel the NSFW love tonight?

I’d say “this poor woman” but what’s she got to be ashamed of? It’s a decent size and her manicure sets it off nicely.

I both curse and praise Twitter for making this video play on a loop without me having to refresh anything. It takes a couple of viewings to figure out exactly what’s going on. Each piece of new information needs to be processed in sequential order before one gets the full picture: The ring, the nails, the approaching thigh, the waddle, the hand and the OH MY GOD. Posting this was a total dick move on Nick’s part, but I think in this case, a dick move was appropriate.

Pic: Twitter

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