Night Crumbs

May 9, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s needing a check. And then there’s needing a check so bad that you’ll sign onto a messy-sounding semi-fictional horror movie where you play Nicole Brown Simpson who is haunted by ghosts and gets attacked by one just days before her murder. Mena Suvari falls into the second category  – Pajiba

Well, Katy Perry’s stylist had this coming since she’s the one who created that feathery monster – Lainey Gossip 

Why are we even talking about Cate Blanchett when Julianne Moore is down there looking like she’s shitting red feathers and doing it with elegance? – Celebitchy

Sienna Miller’s looking like she’s about to flutter through an enchanted forest to twirl in a cloud of dust around the fairies. I hope that enchanted forest has a Walgreens, because she needs a pencil to paint some brows on – Drunken Stepfather 

Stormy Daniels should really be thrown in jail for making everyone think of Jabba the Trump’s dick – Towleroad

Somebody needs to call in a bird whisperer, because it looks like two cockatoos are fighting on top of Kristen Stewart’s head – Popoholic

If the wedding even happens, Jonathan Groff is going to be Lea Michele’s maid of honor – Just Jared

Even Meghan Markle’s wax figure is looking at me with smug eyes like, “Yes, I’m fucking your man, bitch.” – SOW


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