Night Crumbs

May 1, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

Reese Witherspoon is continuing her quest to be the GOOP of the Pinterest-loving rich white preppy Southern city girl set by putting out a book called Whiskey in a Teacup. Please, if Reese was keeping it 100% real she’d call it, It’s Poon Time: Whiskey In A Paper Bag And Other Booze Recipes From An American Citizen! – Lainey Gossip

Farewell, Mike Tindall’s gorgeous Sloth-from-Goonies nose – Celebitchy

Someone tell Marlo Hampton’s sugar daddy to take her to the produce section of the grocery store and get her a peach since she obviously wants one so bad – Reality Tea

That must’ve been one helluva luck dragon fart that LeAnn Rimes released – Drunken Stepfather

Judging by the way he dodges questions about James Franco, Seth Rogen really missed his calling as a pro dodgeball player – Pajiba

Troye Sivan previewed the video for the song about a power bottom ass flower opening up for that dick – Towleroad

What in Victorian toddler going to a funeral HELL is Christina Hendricks wearing? – Popoholic

That little sofa is going to haunt my dreams – Hollywood Tuna

Professional Instagram product-hawker Busy Philipps is going to be a late-night talk show host – Just Jared

You know Ben Affleck really wrote this – OMG Blog

Roid Rage Is Real: The Ronnie From Jersey Shore Edition – Starcasm

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