Night Crumbs
While dressed like an Amish Alexis Carrington at her 9th wedding, Melania Trump and her hands once again tried to avoid touching Jabba the Trump’s talons while at some White House event with French president Emmanuel Macron and his high school teacher turned wife Brigitte. It’s getting to the point where Melania Trump is going to have her hands surgically replaced with two tiny rabid raccoons who will bite at Trump every time he tries to touch them – The Cut
“Last month, Beyonce declared to free Meek Mill in a song, and today Meek Mill is being freed from prison. Coincidence, I think not?” is definitely what a million Hive members are typing today – Just Jared
Errr, Melanie Griffith should’ve put a heart on Dakota Johnson’s face too, because all focus should be on savior of the tigers Tippi Hedren – Lainey Gossip
Macaulay Culkin looks happy, healthy, and is dressed like a stock broker on Casual Friday on Ellen – Celebitchy
Prince’s family thinks that Walgreen’s tagline should be “At the corner of Negligent and Death” and they’re suing them for it – Pitchfork
To be honest, I’d be surprised if the Chanel crap sold at Melissa Gorga’s store wasn’t counterfeit – Reality Tea
If only Jeopardy! was all-RuPaul and all-drag movie questions all the time. I’d be a regular Ken Jennings – Towleroad
Sometimes when you leave the house after forgetting to put a shirt on with your blue velvet mariachi suit, you just gotta make it work. Olivia Culpo knows what I’m talking about – Drunken Stepfather
I don’t know if I should bow down to the gay gold digger who got his multi-millionaire husband to change the will, or bow down to the multi-millionaire’s sister for getting her brother to revoke those will changes on his death bed? – Kenneth in the (212)
If Chloe Grace Moretz worked at both Hot Topic and the Amadeus Cafe, and she didn’t have enough time to change between shifts, this is what she would wear – Popoholic
Robert Herjavec debuted his new shark babies with Kym Johnson on Instagram – SOW
Is Emily RideAJetSki trying to twerk or shake out a stubborn fart? – Hollywood Tuna
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