Night Crumbs

April 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Dr. Neri Oxman, the MIT professor who may or may not be getting it on with Brad Pitt, was papped at her job again. Her style is very “Angelina Jolie playing a goth scientist on a spaceship in a sci-fi movie.” I’m waiting for the tabloids to say that Neri was carrying a book that she planned to show Brad right after they bone on the terrifying alien larvae chair she designed. I hope that book is mostly pictures or Dr. Neri’s post-bone buzz is going to be killed while defining the big words for Brad – Lainey Gossip 

Congratulations to Cherry Blossom from Riverdale, she’s reached that level of fame where the paps actually show up when she calls – Drunken Stepfather

If there was going to be an Elton John biopic, I was hoping for Tom Hardy to play him, and I was also hoping that it would be a gay porn parody. But I guess the dude from Kingsmen will do – Towleroad

Hmmm, I wonder if Prostitution Whore-ah is also going to let Bravo’s cameras film her filing for divorce two weeks later? – Reality Tea

CBS has renewed Survivor for its 4,985,985,984th season – SOW

CupcakKe is an artist, poet, classical musician, epitome of elegance, AND an Juilliard graduate-worthy actress too.  There’s really nothing she can’t do – OMG Blog

I read and loved all three books in the Crazy Rich Asians series (because it has everything I need in a book: glamour, diamonds, hot dudes, and words I understand), so I have high hopes for the movie. But no to that song choice and the teaser trailer looking like a show for The CW – HuffPo

When all of us see a big pile of old TVs, we see a junkyard. But when the Coachella wrecks see a big pile of old TVs, they see an Instagram pic opportunity –  Hollywood Tuna 

Kiki Dunst is still pregnant – Popoholic

The dark-sided Kartrashian empire of fame whores has crumbled…a bit – Just Jared

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