Hot Slut Of The Day!
The angry badger of Craignethan Castle in Scotland!
Disclaimer: That is not a picture of today’s HSOTD, the angry badger of Craignethan Castle. That’s obvious since that badger doesn’t look nearly angry enough. I don’t think a picture of the angry badger exists on the internet, because that mean trick probably pulls some dramatic “Get that camera off of me” shit like a mad Real Housewife every time a tourist pulls out their phone.
Last week, Historic Scotland, which manages Craignethan Castle in South Lanarkshire, issued a code 10 warning to all visitors. They let them all know that the Cellar Tunnel part of the castle was closed, because they didn’t really want to deal with lawsuits from tourists whose faces were ripped off by the new ruler of that bitch. Silly humans tried to lure the new King of the Cellar Tunnel out with stupid cat food. They needed to try to lure the angry badger out with the flesh of a thousand humans.
Beware the #AngryBadger!
If you're heading to #CraignethanCastle over the next few days you might find the Cellar Tunnel closed due to the presence of a very angry badger. We're trying to entice it out with cat food & send it home to #chilloot https://t.co/K4C2lA84xD pic.twitter.com/nTuC9VPOuo
— Historic Scotland (@welovehistory) April 13, 2018
They later tweeted that they believe the badger left the premises. Or has it?
We all know that badgers of all kinds don’t play. They’re master escape artists, and they even trained the most ruthless thief in history, Goldilocks, in the art of thievery. They are legendary escapers, squatters, grifters and thieves. Lindsay Lohan wishes! So there’s no way that the angry badger left Craignethan Castle that easily. They haven’t seen the last of the angry badger. The next time Historic Scotland sees the angry badger, that genius bitch will have a deed in mouth and that deed will reveal that it’s the new owner of Craignethan Castle. They better start stretching their limbs to prepare to bow all-the-way down to their new master.
Pic: Wenn.com