Night Crumbs
NBC released a promo for Jesus Christ Superstar Live!, and judging by this promo, old-timey Jerusalem looked exactly like the no-budget set for my high school theater production of West Side Story, and Mary Magdalene worked part-time at H&M (which is where she got that dress from) – Lainey Gossip
According to UsWeekly, Jennifer Garner is either spending her nights with real Ben Affleck or a Ben Affleck look-alike or neither! – Celebitchy
Why am I waiting for a PLOT TWIST where police look at surveillance footage and find that the supposed thief who stole Brielle Biermann’s wallet and spent $20,000 at department stores was actually Brielle Biermann herself! Dun! Dun! Dun! – Reality Tea
RIP to all the Larry shippers whose loins shook and exploded after hearing that Harry Styles may have come out as a lover of both peen and poon in a song – Towleroad
When you have a business meeting at 6pm and a lap dance at 7pm, wear what Bella Hadid is wearing here – Drunken Stepfather
More proof that Laura Dern is a highly-skilled actress and a treasure: she can’t not say “pew pew” when shooting a gun – Pajiba
Who did the “watching paint dry as my Ambien just kicked in” face better? Irina Shayk… – Hollywood Tuna
Or Alicia Vikander? – Popoholic
MTV’s reboot of TRL isn’t dying, it’s multiplying like a Mogwai – Just Jared
Miley Cyrus has once again been accused of appropriation, only this time it could cost her millions – Jezebel
Katy Perry shamelessly stole a teenage boy’s first kiss. Just call her Katy Kay Letourneau – SOW
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