Hot Slut Of The Day!
It is Monday. It is morning time. It is morning time on a Monday and you just lost an hour of your LIFE and will spend the rest of the week trying to catch that hour that was stolen from you. You are today’s Hot Slut of the Day: a pussy who keeps trying to catch fish that they’ll never be able to catch.
This short video, which has been making the internet rounds for a couple of days, tells the tragic tale of a pussy who has no idea how ice works. The confused cat never stops once and thinks, “How in all the fucks am I standing on water?! Am I the second coming of Jesus?“, because puss is too busy trying to catch a bunch of swimming meals under the ice. Poor pussy, slipping and sliding all over the place as the fish sing, “Bitches know they can’t catch me (Vroom vroom) Cute, sexy and my ride’s sporty (Vroom vroom) Those slugs know they can’t catch me! Beep beep!”
Everyone should press their hand against the screen and bond with that cat while watching that video, because we’re all just a frustrated pussy trying to catch a fish we’ll never be able to catch. We’re all one with that pussy.
Pic: YouTube
