Night Crumbs

I see that Justin Theroux is trying to do damage control for abandoning poor miserable Jen by posing with puppies at a no-kill shelter in Austin, TX. You can tell that puppy on the right ain’t buying it and is thinking, “Don’t make eye contact, don’t make eye contact or he may adopt you and take you back to that dumpy Manhattan apartment since he’s no longer living in Aniston’s Bel Air mansion of luxury!” – Just Jared

Marky Mark reminds us that Hollywood is a marketplace where buffed-up My Buddy dolls with shit acting skills get paid a ton more than the likes of Michelle Williams – Lainey Gossip

While most women’s “push present” is the damn baby, Kylie Jenner got a $1.4 million dollar Ferrari that she totally didn’t buy herself – Celebitchy

One of the Vanderpump Rules tricks has clapped back (punned on purpose) at the claim that Bravo has STD clauses in their contracts – Reality Tea

And somewhere in the White House, Jabba the Trump has just put Gus Kenworthy’s name at the top of the list of gays to send to the conversion camps for dissing his crush – Towleroad

Let me try to say something nice here… Well, Hailey Baldwin’s nalgitas look more alive and full of charisma than her face does – Drunken Stepfather

Where is that mass transit warrior princess with pepper spray when you really, really need her? – Pajiba

Olivia Munn and her it’s-just-lip-liner lips went to another event – Popoholic

The Duggars have a new young life to ruin – Starcasm

To answer the question on Jennifer Lawrence’s Dior shirt: Has the question asker never heard of the famed artiste Britney Spears? – Hollywood Tuna

Corky Sherwood-Forest will be in the Murphy Brown revival – SOW

Either that’s an Instagram filter or Kim Kartrashian has already gotten Chicago West a nose and ear job. I’m going with the second one – HuffPo 

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