Kim Kardashian Has Pink Hair Now

I go on vacation for a week to unplug and come back to a world turned upside down. Had I known that Kim Kardashian West might have gone from platinum blonde to bubble gum pink while I had spotty internet, I would never have never left the country. But no, my ignorant ass was in Mexico playing KTFAFS (keeping the the fuck away from scorpions) instead of KUWTK and Kim has pink hair now.
Kim posted one of her signature not-at-all narcissistic Snapchats of herself sporting puppy dog ears and new, Pepto pink tresses.
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 25, 2018
Now I hear some of you SCREAMING that it’s a wig. First off, take it down several notches. I understand we are all pretty worked up about this development but civility still rules the day at Dlisted and I want us to be able to discuss this calmly and rationally as there are wide reaching, global implications at play. Let us not disregard what we know to be true just because new evidence might suggest otherwise. We must remember, Kim don’t fuck with no wigs!
I don’t really do wigs . It’s real. https://t.co/zoROaMPmff
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 25, 2018
Further proof that it’s an actual dye job, Kim’s trying to monetize it.
Why I dyed my hair pink https://t.co/Sct7a62zsn
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 26, 2018
According to People, Kim may be transitioning back to her natural color even though Kanye has been very clear he loves his wife blonde and wearing silly sunglasses like a megalomaniac fat kid loves telling the unwashed masses to eat cake. As for Kim, she loves free stuff. People also reports that getting free stuff is Kim’s favorite thing about being a celebrity. Especially free vacations.
Free trips, free planes, free everything! I do love to share. When I get free stuff, I give it to literally everyone, family, friends.”
Literally everyone? Then why the did I pay for my Mexico trip myself? Kim is so full of shit!
Final note: There literally was a scorpion on the bedpost one night that ran away up into the rafters when I screamed so I’m probably never going to sleep again. My apologies in advance if it affects my work here.
Pic: Twitter