Afternoon Crumbs

February 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lawrence is “self-educated,” because she dropped out of school at 14 to do acting stuff full-time. Suddenly, it all makes sense! JLaw talks and acts like a 14-year-old fart joke-loving bro because she didn’t get it out of her system in 8th grade homeroom. I’m not sure what my excuse is, though – HuffPo

For why is Jared Leto dressed like Debbie Rowe? – Lainey Gossip

James Van Der Beek’s wife is going to birth out another blondie. Congrats to the makers of purple shampoo! – SOW

Posh Spice busted her foot while skiing. The good news is that this doesn’t take her out of the Spice Girls reunion tour that may or may not happen since she all she does is stand there and point. Now if she broke her finger, that’d be a different story – Just Jared

Actress turned professional social media trick Busy Phillips snorted garlic water on Instagram. And now you know the answer to the question, “Is there anything Busy Phillips won’t do on Instagram?” The answer is NO, by the way  – Celebitchy

Carole Radziwell looks like a Jane Lynch/Olivia Newton-John hybrid who does white lady hip-hop at Tupperware parties and Chico’s grand openings – Reality Tea

It’s a sad time we live in when people get their assholes twisted over a hot dude sucking face with a hot dude in a Speedo – Towleroad

Iggy Azalea isn’t standing up in the pool. Her plastic inflated ass is keeping her afloat – Drunken Stepfather

Behold, the queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race 10. And FYI, one of them is named Kalorie Karbdashian-Williams, so if she makes it past the first challenge, I hope RuPaul slips her a name-changing application – OMG Blog

Either I’m really stoned (it’s possible) or Charlotte McKinney looks like Michael Cera in drag in this Photoshopped-to-another-planet picture – Hollywood Tuna


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