Afternoon Crumbs

The trailer for I Feel Pretty, starring NAOMI CAMPBELL (and Amy Schumer too, I guess), is out, and at first I wasn’t so into it, because it looks like a reverse Shallow Hal, but it had me when Naomi and Michelle Williams popped up on the screen. Because I’ll gladly lay down some dollars to see Naomi judge a bitch and Michelle Williams look confused and fraught in a wig – Jezebel

Panty Creamer of the Day: Charlie Hunnam in sweatpants – Lainey Gossip

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce negotiations are going to last longer than the actual marriage did – Celebitchy

But the most important question is: What does Yolanda Hadid’s new man think of lemons? – Reality Tea

I’m waiting to read a story about a poor pooch who died from choking on egg shells – Pajiba

Dear Bella Hadid, the 90s called and said you can keep their outfit because it’s glad to be rid of that ugly shit – Drunken Stepfather

Noted gay hater Mike Pence is fighting with the first openly gay Olympian, because that’s how things are now – Towleroad

Rita Ora, is that you, girl? – Popoholic

Don’t you hang out with dirt bikers while wearing thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes? – Hollywood Tuna

Halsey would like everyone to know that she was wearing chonies underneath her knock-off Angelina Jolie Oscars dress and that her pussy was not hanging out last night – Just Jared

Burt Reynolds could’ve been James Bond, so claims Burt Reynolds – SOW

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