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February 5, 2018 / Posted by:

Japanese scientists believe that a chemical found in McDonald’s french fries could lead to reversing baldness. While this may be shocking news to those of us who thought that McDonald’s french fries were all-natural and chemical-free, this is big news for the likes of future baldies like Prince Hot Ginge.  So if PHG wants to keep a bountiful field of ginger on his dome, he better bathe, eat and slather the top of his head with McDonald’s french fries. And now my new favorite fetish is Prince Hot Ginge bathing in McDonald’s french fries – Towleroad

The first few seconds of the Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom trailer shows what it looks like when Pimp Mama Kris goes into her grandchild’s room to pull them out of bed so they can pose in another Instagram picture – Lainey Gossip

Meanwhile at the Annie Awards, Angelina Jolie wore a dress that looks like something Ginger Grant packed for the 3-hour tour, but never wore because she thought it was too frumpy – Celebitchy

Bethenny Frankel, who once showed us that she’s so skinny she can wear children’s clothes, is doing a line of children’s clothes – Reality Tea

No sarcasm alert: Backdoor Farrah actually looks demure and elegant here – Drunken Stepfather 

Thandie Newton is Queen of the Robo-Bulls in the trailer for Westworld’s second season – Pajiba

Selena Gomez, who was born in 1992, wore a New Kids on the Block t-shirt from 1989. Now it’s my turn to throw a pepaw eye roll at Selena the same way oldies threw a pepaw eye roll at me when I wore a Dolly Parton t-shirt from 1972  – Popoholic

Xavier Dolan completely cut out Jessica Chastain from his new movie – OMG Blog

When the old Queer Eyes met the new Queer EyesSOW

Paul Simon is retiring (but not really) – The Wrap 


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