Night Crumbs
Tiffany Haddish said that Beyonce took a selfie with her at a party after she agreed not to beat the ass of a trick she was fighting with. I’m sure we’ll hear that story again when Tiffany presents Beyonce with the Nobel Peace Prize for being a war-stopping deity! – Lainey Gossip
A rumor claims that while Jill Zarin mourns her late husband, she’s thinking to herself, “I really wish Bravo’s cameras were on me right now.” – Reality Tea
You can practically hear the egg shells slightly crack as Amy Schumer careful tiptoes through the subject of Aziz Ansari – Celebitchy
Never mind that the poor pooch is slowly dying of embarrassment, the real story here is that Bella Hadid is actually smiling – Drunken Stepfather
J.K. Rowling hit at the fans who hit at her for the director of Fantastic Beasts saying that young Dumbledore won’t be “overtly gay.” So basically, young Dumbledore is one of those masc4masc gays – Towleroad
Selma Blair’s heart is broken over Hellboy getting a reboot instead of a third movie starring her and Ron Perlman – OMG Blog
Jessica Biel or a Contempo Casuals assistant manager going to work in 1992? – Popoholic
Surprising Panty Creamer of the Day: Tony Goldwyn without a top on – Pajiba
Lily Collins took a tip from the Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner modeling playbook by looking like she’s about to fall asleep in a photo shoot- Hollywood Tuna
Vanessa Carlton is making her way downtown to start a petition to get the current Recording Academy president out. (That joke doesn’t really make sense, but I wanted to copy Jezebel and reference the only Vanessa Carlton song I know.) – Jezebel
Azealia Banks signed a $1 million record deal, so claims Azealia Banks – Just Jared