Afternoon Crumbs

January 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Meryl Streep has joined the second season of Big Little Lies as Alexander Skarsgard’s mother and Nicole Kidman’s mother-in-law. In related news, a dump truck full of Emmys just backed up onto Meryl Streep’s front yard and dumped all the trophies on her lawn. The Emmys people probably figured that they should just get the inevitable out of the way – Just Jared

Speaking of extra chunky Emmys bait, CBS has announced that they have ordered 13 episodes of a Murphy Brown revival for the 2018-19 season and Candice Bergen will star in it. So later this year, expect for Trump to tweet about how some failing news anchor he’s never heard of (Murphy Brown) is spreading fake news about him on a failing show he’s never heard of (FYI) – SOW

Jason Momoa wasn’t alive in the 19th century and he was never a circus roadie, but he’s still the hottest 19th century circus roadie I’ve ever seen – Lainey Gossip 

I can practically feel the eye rolls that Kim Kartrashian and Kanye West’s staff of nannies busted out while reading this – Celebitchy

Answer: Until your asshole falls off. And even then, just Super Glue it back on and keep fucking that dick! – Towleroad

Something you needed to know: Sarah Hyland ate Taco Bell the other night – Drunken Stepfather

If Lisa Rinna wore that wig because she wanted us to miss her usual “electrocuted muskrat” hairstyle, it worked! – Reality Tea

DAVID VICKERS FROM ONE LIFE TO LIVE (and the rest of the cast of the Broadway revival of Boys in the Band) brought the thespian drama in all-black ensembles for a promo video and photo shoot – OMG Blog

Just when I thought I was done with Riverdale, they rope me back in by paying tribute to one of the best Broadway flops – Pajiba

Supergirl is wearing something that Endora from Bewitched might wear on vacation, so I’m into it – Popoholic

Are we sure this isn’t just a documentary on how Bella Thorne regularly spends her day? – Hollywood Tuna 


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