Night Crumbs
Meanwhile on The Tonight Show, Panty Creamer Hall of Famer Jason Momoa shot a big wet load on Jimmy Fallon. I have to hand it to Jimmy Fallon, getting Jason Momoa to shoot a big wet load is one way to get people to temporarily forget about the time he had a cute little kiki with Jabba the Trump – Just Jared
Beyonce’s glasses look like two titties with extra pointy nipples – Lainey Gossip
James Franco’s accusers say that he’s not a Weinstein. Well, I guess “Weinstein” is now considered DEFCON 1 when it comes to Hollywood pervs – Celebitchy
Meghan King Edmonds claims she quit Real Housewives of Orange County, and this was shocking news to me, because I completely forgot she was still on that shit – Reality Tea
Add Bella Hadid to the growing list of victims of the tragic Lloyd Christmas bangs trend – Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake set himself up for that one, honestly – Pajiba
Troye Sivan (or as my mom refers to him as, “I didn’t know the boy from Call My Name sings too“) is the new face of Valentino Menswear. She thinks all twinks look the same – OMG Blog
This was probably for a movie or a TV thing, but I’m still naming Heather Graham and Carl Reiner as my new favorite IT couple – Popoholic
If you are really concerned about your neck burning while sunbathing, pull an Olivia Culpo and wear a choker that matches your two piece – Hollywood Tuna
Sadly, Neil Diamond has Parkinson’s and is retiring from touring. Well, I wonder if Will Ferrel is available to tour for him? – SOW
The world is a little less gay and fabulous now that Tinky Winky (or more specifically, Simon Shelton Barnes, the actor who played him) is gone – Towleroad
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