Night Crumbs

January 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Just when I started to say, “I’d rather fuck myself gently with a chainsaw than watch the TV reboot of Heathers (the one where the outcasts are the popular ones and the skinny, white straight people kill them),” Shannen Doherty popped up in the trailer for it. Shannen Doherty is my religion, so now I have to watch that mess  – Pajiba

Michael Shannon’s selfie face is set to: “I want to kill you, iPhone.” And I love it – Lainey Gossip

This may cause you to trip over with shock, but Brigitte Bardot has a hot take on the #MeToo movement and thinks it’s ridiculous – Celebitchy

Two things: 1. Migos still exists. 2. Its members still say homophobic shit – Towleroad

Darling, when I called you a stupid cunt, I wasn’t doing it to be malicious, I was just doing it to get more screen time!” – Dorito Kemsley to Camille GrammerReality Tea 

What in 90s ice skater going to a business meeting HELL is Bella Hadid wearing? – Drunken Stepfather

Milk won the RuPaul’s Drag Race entrance game for me, and no, that’s not me admitting that I’ve got a fart fetish – OMG Blog

I never thought of putting together works pants and a work shirt from Dickies with a 90s bra from Charlotte Russe, but Olivia Munn did – Popoholic

It goes without saying, but Kendall Jenner is getting out-modeled by a puppy – Hollywood Tuna 

Panty Creamer of the Day: Christopher Meloni serving up “King Koopa as seen through the eyes of Tom of Finland” hotness – SOW

Rest in peace, Chunk HandlerJust Jared

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