Afternoon Crumbs

January 15, 2018 / Posted by:

In case you haven’t heard the story about the alleged drunk driver (and future Fast and Furious stuntman) who hit a center divider and went airborne, crashing into the second floor of a dentist’s office in Santa Ana, CA, here you go. That picture is hard to look at because it’s a visual metaphor on how it feels to get ass fucked by a fat peen when you use spit instead of lube – Pajiba

We’re living in a country where fucking Paddington Bear beat Cookie Lyon at the box office! – Lainey Gossip 

It’s kind of difficult to look at Tom Hiddleston’s untamed hobo beard while Maisie Williams’ disco sailor pants and Eddie Redmayne’s knock-off Paddington coat are attacking my eyes with their ugliness – Celebitchy

Is that a cackle from Tamra Judge I hear? – Reality Tea

Errr, I don’t think Deborah Roberts would say this about sniffing her husband Al Roker’s shart-filled chonies – Towleroad

Lionel Richie’s barely legal daughter is still making the good decision to do Scott Disick – Drunken Stepfather

Professor Tyra Banks schools the regulars on how to runway walk – OMG Blog

Um, Julie and Rebecca are clearly both wrong. That’s obviously Michael Jackson in a production of A Clockwork OrangeSOW

And now let’s end this Monday with Joel Kinnaman’s wet cum gutters – Just Jared

Pic: OCFA_PIO

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