Afternoon Crumbs
In case you haven’t heard the story about the alleged drunk driver (and future Fast and Furious stuntman) who hit a center divider and went airborne, crashing into the second floor of a dentist’s office in Santa Ana, CA, here you go. That picture is hard to look at because it’s a visual metaphor on how it feels to get ass fucked by a fat peen when you use spit instead of lube – Pajiba
We’re living in a country where fucking Paddington Bear beat Cookie Lyon at the box office! – Lainey Gossip
It’s kind of difficult to look at Tom Hiddleston’s untamed hobo beard while Maisie Williams’ disco sailor pants and Eddie Redmayne’s knock-off Paddington coat are attacking my eyes with their ugliness – Celebitchy
Is that a cackle from Tamra Judge I hear? – Reality Tea
Errr, I don’t think Deborah Roberts would say this about sniffing her husband Al Roker’s shart-filled chonies – Towleroad
Lionel Richie’s barely legal daughter is still making the good decision to do Scott Disick – Drunken Stepfather
Professor Tyra Banks schools the regulars on how to runway walk – OMG Blog
Um, Julie and Rebecca are clearly both wrong. That’s obviously Michael Jackson in a production of A Clockwork Orange – SOW
And now let’s end this Monday with Joel Kinnaman’s wet cum gutters – Just Jared
Pic: OCFA_PIO