Night Crumbs

January 12, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

Ryan Lochte and his Playboy Playmate girlfriend Kayla Rae Reid got married in a Florida courthouse wedding this week. For Kayla’s sake, I hope she got their wedding recorded on camera and had several witnesses there, because knowing him, he’ll say that she held him at gunpoint and forced him to marry her – Just Jared

Greta Gerwig looks like the high priestess of a cult who worships True Heart Bear – Lainey Gossip

Liam Neeson is all about actresses getting paid the same as him, just don’t touch his pile of money to pay them – Celebitchy

The Situation could one day be sitting in a prison cell trying to figure out how to make fillers out of toothpaste, hand soap and roach guts – Reality Tea

The evil gay billionaire who used his money to take down Gawker now wants to buy it. That’s such an evil billionaire move – Towleroad

That old story about Trump paying off his porn star side piece is making the rounds again, and the White House is probably loving it, because it’s temporarily taking the spotlight off the “shithole countries” disaster. And really, Stormy Daniels should’ve tried to get more money out of him. Because it’s going to take a lot of hypnotherapy sessions for her to forget the gross memory of fucking Trump – Pajiba

If you’re looking for a fashion-forward look to wear to brunch, stick some toilet paper on your shoes and wear two mixed flower bouquets from Ralph’s as a top – Popoholic

Plans for a biopic about Patty Hearst have been dropped after she spat on it – AV Club

Prepare to feel the opposite feeling of surprise: Steven Seagal is getting investigated by the cops for alleged sexual assault – Buzzfeed

Pic: Wenn.com

Tags: Night Crumbs

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: [email protected]