I stayed up until midnight last night (normally Grandma Gay over here is asleep by Final Jeopardy!) just to be the first kween on Facebook to post something bitchy about Katy Perry and Taylor Swift kissing and making up on Twift’s video for End Game (featuring Future and Ed Sheeran). Alas, there was no “Swish Swish, bish”…but there was plenty about Tay telling us she’s a grown ass woman who sips cocktails and has stamps in her passport!
Some spies caught Taylor filming the video for End Game on a yacht in Miami last month and thought one of the backup dancers looked like Katy and her Twiggy haircut. That went hand-in-hand with rumors the two had made peace while Katy was about to take the stage for the last time on her Witness Tour. Alas, the video dropped, and it was only a dancer who looked like Katy, so it was just typical Taylor stunt queen shit:
What is kind of interesting is how Taylor agreed to pose with an Old Fashioned glass, and not a contractually obligated can of Diet Coke. While the yacht scene lacked Katy, it did show Taylor “dancing” to prove that she was the biggest follower of Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair.” She then takes it to Tokyo to slam back sake with Ed. THEN, it cuts to London, where Our Lady of Swift splits her time tossing back a pint, playing Snake on a Sidekick (I think that’s what the phone is), and downing a martini. O em gee, is our Butterscotch Don finally ready to be a hot mess “adult” like the rest of us? Easy, Tay! You trying to commemorate the ten-year anniversary of Britney Spears’ breakdown with one of your own?!