Night Crumbs

While wearing a black Victorian sack, Angelina Jolie made an appearance at The National Board of Review awards gala with her daughters Shiloh and Zahara. Shiloh’s arm was in a sling from an accident over the holidays, and both Shiloh and Zahara were wearing braces. As someone who wore braces for five long painful years, I’d be pissed if I was Shiloh or Zahara. What’s the point of having a saint for a mother if she doesn’t use her powers to give you perfectly straight Chiclets?  – Lainey Gossip 

And now I hope the only offers Christian Bale gets from now on are for rom-coms – Celebitchy

This headline is a lot, but since it’s about Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m surprised there’s not something in there about how a Housewife threw a glass at another Housewife – Reality Tea

Donald Sutherland is the basic cable Christopher Plummer, and Hilary Swank is the basic cable Michelle Williams in FX’s version of the Getty kidnapping – Pajiba

Oh, I think that whale was just trying to tell the human, “Stupid trespassing bitch, get out of my house!”  – Towleroad

Not that I follow every move of LeAnn Rimes’ ass cheeks, but it feels like it’s been a while since they’ve been on social media. But LeAnn put an end to that thirst drought – Drunken Stepfather

Margot Robbie is in Elle wearing the hand-me-down sweater I inherited from my cousin in 1984 (see: the fourth thumbnail) – Hollywood Tuna

Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman agreed on how much money he has to pay her in their divorce  – Just Jared

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