Night Crumbs

January 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Because personal social media accounts are for peasants, Meghan Markle has deleted her Instagram and Twitter. Two things: 1. What am I going to do with my time now that I can no longer spam Meghan’s IG posts with the hammer emoji (for taking one to my imaginary home with Prince Hot Ginge). And 2. How is Meghan’s shameless half-sister going to hit her up for a loan now? Meghan is so selfish! – Just Jared

The Alien Lizard King is starring in a Showtime show called Patrick Melrose and there’s a trailer for it. Sadly it has nothing to do with Melrose Place. Not watching. – Lainey  Gossip

The BAFTA nominations were announced today, and I am outraged. How in the hell did Hugh Grant get nominated for Paddington 2 when it’s obvious Paddington gave the better performance in that movie (which I didn’t see)?! – Celebitchy

Yolanda Hadid has a new “King” in her life, and not much is known about him, but it’s safe to assume that he shits money and loves lemons – Reality Tea

Like the Roseanne playing her, Roseanne Conner is a Trump supporter – Pajiba

Ricky Martin is hot, and he’s got a hot man and a hot house. So I’m guessing that he grew tired of being surrounded by so much hotness and wanted to add a touch of fugness to his life, which is why he got his hair cut like that – Towleroad

If you look closely, you can sort of see Hulk Hogan lurking in the bushes while holding a bottle of lotion – Drunken Stepfather

What’s really crazy is that not one of Meryl Streep’s past Oscar nominations was for She-Devil or Death Becomes HerSOW

In Love’s 8,145,845th advent video, Alessandra Ambrosio plays a soft-core porn Barbarella named Boobarella – Hollywood Tuna

How many goth baby nurseries were stripped of their curtains just so Hailey Baldwin could wear this wreck to a Golden Globes after-party? – Popoholic

Stan Lee has been accused by several nurses of groping and harassing them, but he claims it’s a shakedown – IndieWire

Catherine Deneuve and other French women signed a petition against the #MeToo movement and basically said, “WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF LE POWERFUL MEN?!” – Jezebel


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