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While Zac Efron tried to butch it up with a stache and Hugh Jackman wore another boring suit to the Australian premiere of The Greatest Showman, Zendaya brought the glamour by wearing a gown that made it look like a giant butterfly was in the middle of eating her. Expect to get an Amber Alert about Zendaya, because I’m sure that after this picture was taken, Mariah Carey showed up with a giant net, caught her ass and dragged her away – Just Jared

Dear Justin Bieber, what if I told you that there’s a god and he’s more of a Shawn Mendes fan? – Lainey Gossip

Move over Breitbart, Taylor Swift’s app is the new home base of the alt-right – Celebitchy

Now that Kim Richards is done with community service, she can devote all her time to her life’s mission: getting back at Kyle Richards for stealing her goddamn house – Reality Tea 

Eminem’s rep barfed up a DUH by saying that he’s not on Grindr. Of course he’s not. Eminem strikes me more as the kind of down-low ho who trolls for dick on Craigslist. He’s old-fashioned like that – Towleroad

Sofia Vergara is giving me Michigan truck stop hooker glamour – Drunken Stepfather

Val Kilmer talked about his battle against throat cancer – SOW

A magazine called Lefair exists, and Heather Graham is on the cover of it – Hollywood Tuna

If Frederick’s of Hollywood did a Victoria’s Secret-like fashion show in the parking lot of one of their abandoned stores and the theme was the Wizard of Oz, this is what one of their outfits would look like – Popoholic

Well, Gloria Steinem is Christian Bale’s stepmom after all – Pajiba