Night Crumbs
Saturday night’s episode of SNL ended with a cast skating party on the Rockefeller Center ice rink. Scarlett Johansson (who dropped in for a cameo) and Colin Jost could be seen holding hands. Some may think that’s the pinnacle of corny. But anyone who was ever in the 9th grade knows it’s not full-on skating party couple corny unless they shared the same mitten – Lainey Gossip
Erika Girardi’s advice to aspiring Real Housewives sounds like the exact opposite of what I imagine Bravo tells Real Housewives cast members before the cameras are turned on – Reality Tea
Ben Affleck is back in treatment for his booze issues again – Celebitchy
Miley Cyrus is probably looking at this picture of Christina Aguilera like, “Huh, I don’t remember standing in front of no beaded curtains” – Drunken Stepfather
Omarosa might want to get an extended stay in her happy place, because people are obviously not done roasting her – Towleroad
After 23 years, Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You” has finally entered the Top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100 Chart. I hope Mariah celebrates by sipping 10 oz. of peppermint champagne while getting carried around by ten strong men (as if she wasn’t already planning to do that this evening) – Jezebel
Kate Winslet still has her lips attached to Woody Allen’s wrinkly butt – Pajiba
If the dress Alison Brie is wearing in these pictures was remade in cashmere with sleeves, it would be the most popular bridal gown at a boutique catering to Nancy Meyers fans – Popoholic
Today’s LOVE advent calendar girl is Bella Hadid, who looks like she’s interviewing for a job at something called Very Bored Face Tire Repair – Hollywood Tuna
The award for Most Obvious Stunt of the Day goes to… – Just Jared
No, James Corden does not have a cameo in Star Wars: The Last Jedi, because I guess there just wasn’t enough time to film a scene of James ripping around the galaxy screaming karaoke songs with Poe Dameron and a porg – Popsugar
Pic: NBC