Night Crumbs

December 8, 2017 / Posted by:

Because Justice League didn’t exactly drop zillions of dollars into the pockets of Warner Bros. executives and was a critical turd, the studio is shaking shit up and planning to make changes to their DC superhero movies. Ben Affleck isn’t expected to star in his own Batman movie, and he’ll most likely be out after doing the stand-alone Flash movie. I would laugh at the DC nerds for suffering through this mess, but then I remember the time I had high hopes for the Jem! movie and it turned out to be dreadful ass dingle. So my thoughts are with you during this difficult time, nerds  – Lainey Gossip

Why do I have a feeling that many American citizens are going to try to make Melania Trump’s Christmas wish come true by sending the Trump family one-way tickets to Guantanamo? – Celebitchy

Okay, but Jackie Beard Robinson is the one who should get sued for stealing the outfit of a 5th grader going to a school dance in 1986 – Reality Tea 

A hot gay couple with perfect bodies and teeth are competing on the Amazing Race. I hate them already and hope they’re the first ones out (this comment was sponsored by JEALOUSY) – Towleroad

Starbucks’ new Christmas Tree Frapp looks like it’s made of three kinds of baby diarrhea – Pajiba

It’s nice to see that Kate Beckinsale takes part in recycling by wearing dresses she used to wear to the clubs in the early-90s – Drunken Stepfather 

Err, who’s going to tell Irina Shayk that a book isn’t a shirt? – Hollywood Tuna

Margot Robbie is giving me “Long Island single mom going to a biker bar to pick up a one night stand circa 1988” and I approve of it all – Popoholic

Pic: WB/DC

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