Night Crumbs

Everyone is going on about how ScarJo and Leslie Jones’ wet dream man made their “official” couple debut at the American Museum of Natural History’s annual gala in NYC, but who cares about that boring shit when thee Cristal Connors was at the same event. That’s what everyone should be going on about. Priorities: no one has theirs in check – Lainey Gossip

The news of Jenny Slate and Chris Evans being back together is least surprising than me turning on my bathroom faucet and finding out that water comes out of it – Celebitchy

And the news of Stranger Things getting renewed for a third season is least surprising than me finding out that Jenny Slate and Chris Evans are back together – Pajiba

The pictures from Vanderpump Rules’ premiere party look like pictures from Fashion Nova’s holiday party. So basically, they look exactly like you’d expect them to look – Reality Tea

I will get offended right after I figure out who Dominic Sherwood is exactly – Towleroad

Those “Princess Leia buns” on Daisy Ridley look more like cinnamon rolls made out of turds, but okay – Popoholic

Um, isn’t this how everyone enjoys a nice helicopter ride? – Drunken Stepfather

BUT WHAT ABOUT CRYSTAL? – Uproxx

I totally forgot that Rosario Dawson and Eric Andre are a thing, or should I say “were” a thing – Just Jared

Beyonce and Ed Sheeran joined forces to bring you the next song you’ll fall asleep to in a doctor’s waiting room – SOW

What a waste of some perfectly delicious-looking sketti – Hollywood Tuna

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