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The ultra gay interpretive color guard dance from an anti-gay rally in Dallas!
MassResistance is a hate group of out and proud homophobes who I guess believe that God hates fags, but LOVES flags! Last Friday and Saturday, they held their Teens4Truth conference to teach the youngins’ the dangers of the “gay agenda,” but those bigoted messes, opened with a routine that could easily be the official dance of the “gay agenda.”
The video starts out with some Family Dollar Fred Phelps introducing the opening act and saying that he has no idea what the audience is about to experience. I hope that Family Dollar Fred Phelps clamped his gay-hating puffy ass ring together with an industrial-strength bag clip, because this fabulous performance swirled out by the Anti-Gay Queen of Anti-Gay Flag Dances can make even the deadest of b-holes pucker.
While dressed like a business casual Friday dad, Derek flutters onto the stage like a majestic homo butterfly, and you can tell he really feels the lyric, “Ride ’em down, one by one.” That line isn’t only a lyric in a song from an anti-gay flag dance, it’s also a line screamed at the lone bottom at a gay orgy. Derek and his amazingly gay technicolor dreamwings make the gay angels squirt out giant tears of pure glitter as he flutters up a beautiful gay storm. The weird thing about this performance is that the stage wasn’t crashed by Bruce Vilanch sitting on a yellow Miata, an Absolut Vodka float and the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, because this is a gay parade-summoning dance if I ever saw one. I’m surprised that the ole’ kween didn’t bust out a tap dance, because you know he regularly practices his tap dancing skills in a men’s bathroom at a public park on a Friday night. Let your gay flags fly, Derek!
That performance is so damn gay that maybe Derek Paul is secretly an agent for the gays who has infiltrated MassResistance and his final mission was to turn them all gay with that color guard extravaganza! Mission accomplished!
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