Afternoon Crumbs
Reese Witherspoon is currently in Paris with her family for her daughter Ava’s debut at Le Bal des Débutantes. I can’t believe they walked through the airport upon arrival. I don’t know much about fancy balls, but it’s my understanding those attending a ball are provided a pumpkin-turned-coach pulled by magic mice – Lainey Gossip
DUH statement of the day: Jennifer Lawrence thinks she was too young for the roles she played in Silver Linings Playbook, American Hustle, and Joy – Celebitchy
Teresa Giudice wants to write fiction novels. I’d make a joke about her first book being something called Frankenhairline, but she said fiction novels – Reality Tea
Here’s Ana Braga showing you that you should always lift a heavy object with your legs, unless the paparazzi show up, in which case you should lift with your ass – Drunken Stepfather
Call Me By Your Name has already started racking up award nominations – Towleroad
For those who have ever wanted to see Archie from Riverdale (aka KJ Apa) shirtless and wet in a shower, good news, he recently did that for GQ Australia – OMG Blog
Emily Ratajkowski is giving you Renaissance-period painting thirst trap – Popoholic
Let’s face it, it’s only a matter of time before Starbucks just says “Aw, fuck it” and sticks a straw in a 5lb. bag of sugar – Pajiba
Jessica Szorh had something to say about the allegations against her friend Ed Westwick – Just Jared
Megan Fox is on the cover of Esquire Greece wearing nothing except what appears to be the favorite formal jacket of a 1980’s nightclub-owning cartoon villain – Hollywood Tuna
Scotland Yard is now investigating a second sexual assault allegations against Kevin Spacey – Jezebel
We know a bit more about Channing Tatum’s Gambit, except we’re still missing the most important information: how many times has that goofy doofus hit himself in the face with a playing card on set – Popsugar
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