Night Crumbs

November 20, 2017 / Posted by:

We all know by now that Pink performed at the American Music Awards while doing some insane suspended acrobatics against the side of the JW Marriott hotel in a spandex suit and harness, which is obviously a much different look than what she showed up to the AMA’s in. I’m sure whoever had to clean the windows today are cursing Pink out for not helping them out by wearing that floofy dress while she performed. I mean, where else is a person supposed to find a giant shower puff with detachable scrubbers? – Lainey Gossip

Gabby Douglas is sorry for talking like your rude prude aunt by saying that women should dress “modestly and be classy” if they don’t want to be assaulted – Celebitchy

Porsha Williams says she one day hopes to make up with Kandi Burruss. No word from Kandi if she too wants to make up, or just hiss so hard in Porsha’s face it leaves spittle splotches on her makeup – Reality Tea

We might be getting a Watchmen TV show. I don’t care, unless it’s on a channel that won’t blur out Doctor Manhattan’s giant blue bulge, in which case I care very much – Pajiba

Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin (husband of tacky bitch Louise Linton) says he doesn’t care that posing with a huge sheet of money made him look like a Bond villain. A Bond villain? He wishes. Whiny bumbling henchman who falls into a moat, maybe – Towleroad

Rita Ora Instagrammed a black and white picture of herself sort of topless. And thus concludes this episode of “What Rita Ora has done lately” – Drunken Stepfather

Heather Graham is somewhere in which she gets to wear a bikini and drink from a coconut. I’m wearing a duvet as a sweater and drinking a mug of hot Emergen-C, so yeah, I’m jealous – Popoholic

It’s probably just a coincidence that Ariel Winter is looking like the assistant manager of a Kim Kardashian-themed bar and lounge – Hollywood Tuna

Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara were seen at an all-vegan food and music festival in Los Angeles this weekend, which might be the most Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara-ish thing that has ever been written – Just Jared


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