Night Crumbs

November 14, 2017 / Posted by:

I thought No Nut November was about us eating Mounds instead of Almond Joy, but it’s far worse and unnatural. It’s the month dudes withhold from busting a nut for 30 whole days. If more than 10 dudes are crazy enough to partake in that fap-free madness, then hold on to something sturdy and brace yourselves, because on December 1st, we’re all going to get hit by a great jizz wave – Towleroad

If Reputation was an outfit, it’d be the outfit that Taylor Swift is wearing here: a confusing, jumbled mess that is both annoying and try-hard – Lainey Gossip 

For those of you basics who were into One Tree Hill back in the day (yes, I’m judging you for that), your show is now ruined – Celebitchy

Jon Stewart, whose address must be 14 Under A Rock Street, claims to have never heard the Louis C.K. stories that everyone in comedy had heard – Pajiba

I don’t know what’s weirder, Kevin Nealon and Bella Thorne going hiking together, or them filming it for a six-part series? – Hollywood Tuna

Kristen Stewart’s Gozer cosplay gets a “Did Not Meet Expectations” from me – Popoholic

This pussy proves that sometimes being two-faced is a very good thing – OMG Blog

Here’s Gigi Hadid wearing an outfit that Paris Hilton would wear on laundry day – Drunken Stepfather

Does listening to Justin Bieber make you a psychopath, or does listening to Justin Bieber turn you into a psychopath? That is the question – Jezebel

Jordin Sparks replaced her purity ring with a wedding ring and is now knocked up – SOW

Proving once again that the celebrity world is one big swap party, The Weeknd is doing Justin Bieber’s ex – Popsugar

Rose McGowan turned herself into the authorities in Virginia after they put out a warrant for her arrest for allegedly leaving baggies of the bad shit on a plane – Just Jared

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