Night Crumbs

There’s a (probably wrong) rumor saying that Brad Pitt has gone from beloved saint to royal by currently doing Grace Kelly’s granddaughter and the ninth in line to the throne of Monaco Charlotte Casiraghi. Maybe Brad Pitt is friends with Prison Princess Charlene of Monaco, and him dating Charlotte is part of a plan to get the child army into the royal palace to rescue Charlene. Yeah, that must be it – Lainey Gossip 

Dear Jenny Slate, we get it, you’re fucking Captain America again – Celebitchy

Lisa and Ken Vanderpump tried it, but Giggy Vanderpump is still the best dressed bitch of that trio – Reality Tea

Is there a One Million Moms in Britain (called One Million Mums)? Because if there is, their heads are probably soaring through the sky above the U.K. after popping off from seeing Tesco’s new Christmas ad – Towleroad

Okay, but why is there a little dollhouse bed in the corner? – Hollywood Tuna

My only question is: Where’s Salem?! – OMG Blog

This past weekend, many, many, many self-hating people decided to punish themselves even more by seeing Daddy’s Home 2 – Pajiba

If you haven’t already seen that Valerian mess, then watch RiRi go through every Slutoween costume imaginable while doing a pole dance – Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Biel is wearing what a granny socialite would wear if she forgot to put on her slip – Popoholic

And I’m sure Amy Schumer’s romantic dinner with her new piece was filled with many queef and fart jokes – Popsugar

Elizabeth Perkins named James Woods at a #MeToo really – Just Jared

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