Afternoon Crumbs
Kim Zolciak defended her family’s choice to keep Sinn, the dog that nearly blinded her little son. Well, Kim probably figured that there were two choices as to what to do with the Sinn, and both choices would lead to her son seeing the pooch a lot. Either Kim could keep Sinn, or put the dog down and turn the pooch’s fur into a wig she’d wear all the time – Celebitchy
That adorable stunt puppy that Tom Hiddleston is carrying would obviously like to be excluded from this narrative – Lainey Gossip
Why does Ramona Singer always look like she’s disgusted by what you’re wearing, and is also trying to hold in a fart – Reality Tea
And right before Kathy Griffin fainted, Andy Cohen squeezed the neck of his Kathy Griffin voodoo doll – Towleroad
Barbara Palvin managed to keep modeling even as a litter of baby wookies took a nap on her head – Drunken Stepfather
Both Ellen Page and Anthony Edwards told their own stories (including another gross one about Brett Ratner) about how they were preyed upon by men in Hollywood – Pajiba
RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Milk is the face of Madge’s MDNA Skin line, but something is missing and that something is a kimono – OMG Blog
Dr. Phil is probably seething his stache off over Dr. Oz getting Corey Haim’s mom to talk about the allegation that Charlie Sheen raped her son – Boy Culture
Emily RideAJetSki is showing you what your face looks like right after the Ambien hits – Popoholic
Or maybe she just heard Eminem and Beyonce’s new song – Just Jared
Taylor Swift’s people should extend Gorgeous Joe’s contract until at least her Reputation tour ends or else it’ll be really awkward with her singing all those songs about how he’s her soulmate – Popsugar
Rest in peace, Higgins – Deadline
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