Night Crumbs

November 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Sean Penn got papped cuddling with an adorable puppy while shopping for one with his girlfriend. Never mind that the puppy is thinking, “Don’t make eye contact with the motherfucker or he may fall in love you and then you’ll eventually find yourself tied to one of his chairs,” Sean is obviously trying to look all sweet and soft as the other powerful of Hollywood get called out for being flaming grundle rashes. Nice try, Sean’s PR team. Didn’t work! – Lainey Gossip

Johnny Depp’s ex-managers are trying to get the money they say he owes them by forcing five of his properties into foreclosure. Don’t worry, Johnny won’t be homeless (although, he already has the look down) since he has ten thousand other houses and an island he can move to – Celebitchy

Someone stole Porsha Williams’ gun, and yes, Porsha Williams, the epitome of calm, owned a gun – Reality Tea

“We got your number, hussy”Difficult People to Kevin Spacey during their past three seasons – Towleroad

The creator of House of Cards previously said that he never heard any stories about Kevin Spacey’s creepy wandering hands. But it turns out that he may have been telling lies to save face – Pajiba

Awkward is this clip of Bella Thorne getting sexy with a YouTuber while dressed like a porn parody Donnie Darko – Hollywood Tuna

Sorry, Sofia Richie, but Scott Isadick is still the biggest exposed ass in that pic – Drunken Stepfather

Corey Feldman finally talked to the LAPD about Hollywood’s pedo ring – SOW

To think, Harvey Weinstein wouldn’t have had to allegedly go to great and expensive lengths to cover up his alleged crimes of harassment and rape, if he just didn’t harass or rape anyone, allegedly – Just Jared

Let’s end on a happy note: Goldie Hawn bouncing around to You’re The One That I Want while covered in forty five tons of tulle – Popsugar

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