Night Crumbs

Selena Gomez left a hockey game with Justin Bieber while wearing his jersey. This shit comes after Selena wore The Weeknd’s jacket. So either Selena is broke and can’t afford to buy clothes, or she’s been hit with another extreme case of dickmatization that is causing her to make bad decisions like letting the world know that she’s humping on the badass My Buddy doll again – Lainey Gossip

Sandra Bullock may get married for the first time soon. Yes, I said “first time.” I’m choosing to blackout the Vanilla Gorilla phase of her life – Celebitchy

And as soon as a fetus checked into Amber Portwood’s womb, CPS put up a want ad looking for a dozen more social workers – Reality Tea 

The Hammaconda ain’t impressed by Nyle DiMarco’s little garden snake – Towleroad

A thing I did today: spent 4 seconds staring at Brooke Candy’s barbwire heart nipple tattoos – Drunken Stepfather

Victoria’s Secret’s $2 fantasy bra looks more like a $20 bra made from gold leaf and Sweet Secret gems – Popoholic

Eddie Redmayne (or as my friend calls him, “British Boy Glenn Close”) is going to be a father again – Popsugar

Production on the second season of Westworld has been put on hold after a cast member, who isn’t a regular, hit his head hard at home  – Just Jared

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