Night Crumbs

Pajiba reviewed Starbucks’ latest diabetes-inducer, the Zombie Frappuccino, in case you’re wondering what that cup of baby diarrhea and half-blended up worms tastes like. SPOILER ALERT: It tastes like wasted money – Pajiba

Here’s Kerry Washington giving me “Mrs. White from Clue guest starring on an episode of Dynasty” – Lainey Gossip

George H.W. Bush’s dirty old man hands may have struck again – Celebitchy

If Liar Vanderpump really was Botox-free, she would’ve been ran out of Beverly Hills and told to go to the east side with the other gross natural-faced hippies – Reality Tea

Gianni Versace was a sexual harasser who was into dog-fucking manly men, so claims Kevin Sorbo – Towleroad

This morning, some people woke up to Ryan Seacrest awkwardly playing with a pussy – SOW

Rita Ora should really get a plant doctor to look at those wart-covered leaves – Drunken Stepfather

Teddy Geiger, who sang that For You I Will song, is transitioning – Just Jared

That stack of raver bracelets on Bella Thorne’s wrist really add another touch of elegance to this look – Hollywood Tuna

Robert Rodriguez says that he and Rose McGowan used Grindhouse to get back at Harvey Weinstein – Rolling Stone 

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