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Kyran Ashford, the Tarmac Dancer of Greater Rochester International Airport!
For some, the experience of flying is as pleasant as getting a prostate exam from a Komodo dragon, and take-off is even worse. But if you’re a nervous flier and are taking off out of Greater Rochester International Airport in Rochester, NY, your fears and frazzled ass nerves may be soothed by the sight of a ramp worker going above and beyond the call of duty by putting on a show that’d make pilots say to passengers, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to drop the oxygen masks, because you may need air from watching that breathtaking show on the tarmac!”
The Washington Post says that country music singer/songwriter Terry McBride was a passenger on a Southwest Flight heading out of Rochester when she was taken up, up and away by Kyran’s moves. The Rochester Democrat & Chronicle says that Kyan has worked at the airport in Rochester for five years, and now works as an operations and ramp agent with JetStream Ground Services who services Southwest. Kyran regularly entertains the people at Greater Rochester International Airport and has a YouTube channel where he keeps some of his performances. He says he serves up on-the-job moves, because the world could alway use more happiness:
The main thrust behind Ashford’s airport entertainment is to bring joy, he said.
‘You don’t know why these people are flying out … they could be going to a funeral,” he said.
His job is done if he can give at least one passenger “30 seconds of positive vibes before you get on the plane,” he said.
Below is Terry McBride’s video of the Tarmac Dancer keeping passengers safe while providing some priceless entertainment. Those orange safety sticks could sort of pass for glow sticks, so this is taking me back to my wannabe raver days. The Tarmac Dancer’s pseudo glow stick dance would probably be next level if you were rolling on some Ecstasy. So flight attendants working a flight leaving Rochester International should prepare themselves for passengers asking, “I don’t need a bag of peanuts, but do you happen to have some E? I forgot to smuggle some in my butt and I want to fully experience the Tarmac Dancer’s glow stick dance.”
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