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October 23, 2017 / Posted by:

I see that one person in America actually watched Ghost in the Shell. And it looks like Taylor Swift found a way to further whitewash the already whitewashed-to-shit Ghost in the Shell movie. That’s a fucking feat!

Last year, Kanye West received the gold medal in the sport of gross attention whoring when he put a fake and naked Taylor Swift (along with other famous types) in his video for Famous. Naked Tay Tay has shown up in another music video, and this time in one of hers. Taylor is taking her taking her fake naked body back from Kanye. And this CGI Naked Tay Tay has a Mattel®-made crotch and Barbie chichis, which is probably closer to what Taylor Swift looks like naked for real.

The video for Taylor’s buzz single, or single single, or whatever (I can’t keep up with the latest promo tactics for albums) called …Ready For It? is coming out this Thursday, and today, a little teaser was dropped.

Just like her last video, real money was spent on this shit. They hit up the Tron fire sale, and bought all of the costumes and special effects. Then they made a stop at the Eyes Wide Shut yard sale and snatched up those sex party cloaks. And finally, they spotted a Craigslist listing by Michael Bay who was selling the Transformers font, and they bought that shit too. Someone is shamelessly hustling for an MTV Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award….

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