Night Crumbs

October 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Jake Gyllenhaal is the new face of Calvin Klein Eternity, and he starred in a Cary Fukunaga-directed commercial where he and his wife, played by Liya Kebede, take turns reciting the poetry of E.E. Cummings to their little daughter. It is peak perfume commercial. While some of you may get the vapors from seeing Jake as a bearded hot daddy, I don’t and mostly because I’m too busy thinking about the time I asked for a Calvin Klein Obsession gift set for Christmas and instead got a bottle of Jovan Musk. I know, it’s amazing that I found the strength to go on – Lainey Gossip

The makers of anti-nausea medication must be having a record-breaking month with all of the gross stories about Harvey Weinstein. And here’s a couple more from Lupita Nyong’oCelebitchy

The other Beverly Hills Housewives need to take a seat in the audience, because Erika Jayne easily won this shot by serving dominatrix secretary glamour – Reality Tea

If you missed Will & Grace last night and one of your wet dream fantasies is to watch the Book of Mormon guy suck face with Eric McCormack, here you go – Towleroad

Bella Thorne is starting to dress like what the kids on Kids Inc. dressed like whenever they did a “rock” song. No offense to Kids Inc. – Hollywood Tuna

Jessica Lowndes or a Photoshopped Jillian Michaels? – Popoholic

Peter Dinklage’s wife had their second kid and they didn’t tell anyone. Rude! – Just Jared

Ines Rau is Playboy’s first transgender Playmate – Jezebel

Instagram is keeping your eyes from peen prints, therefore Instagram really fucking hates you – Boy Culture

Pic: @CalvinKlein

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