Night Crumbs
Somewhere, a woman is freaking out and hyperventilating into a paper bag while looking at Nicole Kidman’s pink velvet diarrhea of a dress and thinking about the traumatic time she wore a bridesmaids dress like that in a friend’s Barbie-themed wedding in 1989 – Lainey Gossip
You know how you scream, “RUUUUN, EVAN, RUNNN”, every time you read a story about Evan Peters and Emma Roberts? He still hasn’t listened to you – Celebitchy
I see that Ex-Countess LuAnn is already working on her next Real Housewives of New York City storyline – Reality Tea
Today’s shameless crash grab fail is brought to you by Frank Ocean’s dad – Towleroad
The edges of my cold, dead heart have warmed from knowing that Shauna Sand Jr. has found true love again. Or maybe that’s just heartburn from the pizza sandwich I had for lunch – Drunken Stepfather
It’s a shame that Kate Hudson isn’t making the most of that buzzcut by wearing lobe rippers (aka gigantic ass earrings) – Popoholic
Bella Thorne needs to take a break from displaying her unquenchable thirst on Instagram and clean off her kitchen countertop – Hollywood Tuna
Kevin Smith is donating residuals from his Weinstein-made movies to Women In Film – Pajiba
Never mind that Gerard Butler is swallowing my soul with his eyes, what in sailor from Charlotte Russe HELL is Camila Cabello wearing? – Just Jared
Either that, or Elizabeth Banks made the right decision and cast these three superstar goddesses in the Charlie’s Angel reboot – SOW
If you’re into Nyle DiMarco, prepare to look at these pictures and call that snake a home wrecking slut trollop tramp – Boy Culture
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