Night Crumbs

October 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Blake Lively is out there peddling her new movie All I See Is You, and so far, the critics are saying, “All I see is shit.” So I guess the marketing team decided that one way to distract people from the crap reviews is to do Blake up like Mary Tyler Moore as seen through the eyes of Big Bird – Lainey Gossip

George Clooney denies that he helped blacklist an actress for speaking up about being harassed on the set of ERCelebitchy

Everyone knows that reality shows are usually marriage killers, but some born-yesterday mess from Teen Mom thought that one would save his crap marriage – Reality Tea 

Behold, the song that every Hot Topic employee is going to hear on a loop from now until November 1st – OMG Blog

I know that FaceTune exists, but I never knew that AssTune existed until I saw Bella Hadid’s retouched-to-another-world nalgas – Drunken Stepfather

Star Trek has gone where no Star Trek has gone before. They showed a gay couple brushing their teeth in matching red pajamas after making sweet gay space love – Towleroad

I guess the car who knocked down Ed Sheeran was forced to play Castle On The Hill one too many times – Popsugar

Speaking of bike accidents, Gerard Butler got into a motorcycle accident too – Just Jared

Sad, sick pot calls sad, sick kettle sad and sick – Pajiba

Your move, Christina Hendricks! (And it took me a while to notice Hayley Atwell’s magnificent chichis because I was too busy staring at her dress. I thought it was made of black licorice) – Popoholic

Dear Alexis Ren, can you please tell your cell phone video operator to move to the left a little more so we can get a better shot of that shirtless bearded hot piece? – Hollywood Tuna 

Oh yes, yes I would, but only if he called me a fat useless sack of fucking yankee doodle dandy shite while doing so – SOW


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