These ravishing braided horsetail brows!
The eyebrow wars have been heating up. Simple Sharpie-drawn long division-looking brows that look they were drawn on by Good Will Hunting himself may get the likes of me farting out of my chonies in excitement (I’m easy in more ways than one), but highly-skilled brow artistes who are serious about their craft, don’t even bother to touch the canvas (read: the space above their eyes) without pulling out a palette, forty five different kinds of brushes, every color BLICK has to offer and a box full of craft shit from Michael’s. Case in point: the brows that are shaped like Thor’s dick (lightning bolts), fun house mirror squiggle brows, negative space brows, and today’s Hot Slut of the Day.
The Shade Room took my eyeballs for a quick ride to artistic elegance yesterday when they posted this picture of an unnamed eyebrow goddess working a pair of exquisitely braided brows that look like they lived their past lives on the asses of very sophisticated and very tiny ponies. It takes a certain kind of genius to look down at two discarded weave tails on the sidewalk and say, “Those are my new brows!”
I don’t know if this masterful brow architect slathered Rogaine on her brows until they grew so long she could braid them, or if her brows are pieces of the hair she tore off of her rival’s head during a fight, but I do know that those brows are a work of horsey art. Giddy giddy up perfection.