Hot Slut Of The Day!
Bini, the multi-talented bunny who can do EVERYTHING including dunk basketballs like he Freaky Friday’d with LeBron James. And yes, I’m sure Bini will show support his for his fellow pro ball players by sending Trump a “Fuck You, Bum” painting drawn in his own bunny poo. Bini is a skilled artiste too. He really can do it all.
Bini is a 5-year-old Holland Lop rabbit who lives in Los Angeles, and like most tricks in Los Angeles, he tried to be a YouTube star. But unlike most tricks in Los Angeles who tried to be a YouTube star, he actually became one! Bini’s videos have gotten hundreds of thousands of views, because his fans never get tired of getting their mind blown straight out of their skulls by watching him do amazing shit like clean up his own shit with a vacuum and comb his human’s hair. It really is a sad day when a do-nothing bunny bitch like Marlon Bundo Pence gets a book deal, but Bini doesn’t.
But Bini doesn’t need a stupid book deal when he just achieved something much better. He got the Guinness World Record for the most basketball slam dunks by a rabbit in one minute. Bini dunked a miniature basketball seven times in sixty seconds. Bini’s tall drink of twink human, Shai Asor, tells Guinness that he began training Bini to dunk balls after he watched his bunny friend push a ball toward a box. And the rest is history!
In high school P.E., I wasn’t picked last to be on a basketball team, I wasn’t picked at all. The teams would seriously leave me standing there by myself after picking. But if I had swish swish master Bini as a basketball teacher, all the rude bitches in my P.E. class would be begging me to join their stupid team.
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