Night Crumbs
If that man in the suit is one of your relatives, please go down to the United Nations in NYC and immediately wake him up with some blessed smelling salts, because he’s obviously been stunned frozen from being in the presence of God’s God – Lainey Gossip
Everyone who fapped to that “hunky Florida cop” is now wishing that they could take their fap back – Celebitchy
I can almost hear the photographer that Maxim hired screaming, “Devon, baby, give me that sexy naked shitting pose!” – Drunken Stepfather
The other Real Plasticwives of Beverly Hills tried to win at the game of fashion, but Erika Jayne easily beat them by dressing like a flight attendant on Majorette Airlines – Reality Tea
My new favorite fetish is watching a shirtless Henry Rollins and a shirtless artist paint each other’s nipples – Towleroad
“Hello, welcome to the Colonel Sanders’ Go Go Bar, I’m Rachel and I’ll be your hostess tonight.” – Popoholic
Michelle Williams really does have a lock on all the “frazzled and sad” mom roles in Hollywood. On another note, Kevin Spacey in dusty Grandpa Getty face, would you? – Pajiba
Emily RideAJetski’s Posh Spice cosplay gets a no from me – Hollywood Tuna
Good news for the makers of insulin, but bad news for meth dealers: Jolt Cola is back – SOW
To think, Jennifer Lawrence could be married to Deadpool right now – Jezebel
Michelle Rounds, Rosie O’Donnell’s ex-wife, died on Monday of suicide – Just Jared
All of the pink dresses are turning black today, because Harry Dean Stanton (Andie’s dad in Pretty in Pink and much, much more) has died – TMZ
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