Night Crumbs

September 12, 2017 / Posted by:

A source tells The Daily Mail that Duchess Kate might have a home birth. Well, that’s one way to guarantee a fast labor. The Queen will shout “I command thee to be born!” from outside the door, and out pops the next Royal baby. Don’t tell me it doesn’t work like that; baby or not, nobody disobeys orders from The Queen! – Celebitchy

Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus were reportedly seen looking for apartments in New York City. I hope they’ve got a big budget to work with, because you know Ben needs an extra-large man cave where he can play two-hand touch football with Tom Brady – Lainey Gossip

It’s only September, and already Bella Hadid is like “Happy Holidays, here’s my ass” – Drunken Stepfather

Margot Robbie is giving you “emergency button replacement using whatever you can find at the bottom of the sewing kit” realness – Popoholic

A mess gets messier: Juicy Joe might have gotten kicked out of his prison’s alcohol treatment program because he’s not a US citizen – Reality Tea

The unlikely love affair between Armie Hammer and Henry Cavill’s nipples continues – Towleroad

Can someone explain why the hell it looks like Amber Heard is vacationing at Jurassic Park? – Hollywood Tuna

James Woods would like you to know he definitely isn’t a gross, creepy, lecherous old man (uh huh, ok James) – Pajiba

Tom Cruise’s The Mummy got the Honest Trailer treatment – OMG Blog

Who is the person directing Star Wars: Episode IX this week? That would be J.J. Abrams IDLYITW

Louis CK really, really doesn’t want to talk about those sexual harassment rumors – Jezebel

Apple announced the release of a new $999 iPhone called the iPhone X. An iPhone X totally sounds like the device Ted Cruz would use to “accidentally” browse porn – Just Jared

It looks like Gigi Hadid finally has another talent to put on her modeling resume besides “Is famous” – Starcasm

This is an after work party I can get into – Popsugar

Gwyneth Paltrow made a surprise appearance on The Late Late Show to promote her $15 Goop magazine. Can you believe she didn’t bring a box of complimentary jade crotch eggs for the audience? So rude – SOW


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