Night Crumbs
A source tells The Daily Mail that Duchess Kate might have a home birth. Well, that’s one way to guarantee a fast labor. The Queen will shout “I command thee to be born!” from outside the door, and out pops the next Royal baby. Don’t tell me it doesn’t work like that; baby or not, nobody disobeys orders from The Queen! – Celebitchy
Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus were reportedly seen looking for apartments in New York City. I hope they’ve got a big budget to work with, because you know Ben needs an extra-large man cave where he can play two-hand touch football with Tom Brady – Lainey Gossip
It’s only September, and already Bella Hadid is like “Happy Holidays, here’s my ass” – Drunken Stepfather
Margot Robbie is giving you “emergency button replacement using whatever you can find at the bottom of the sewing kit” realness – Popoholic
A mess gets messier: Juicy Joe might have gotten kicked out of his prison’s alcohol treatment program because he’s not a US citizen – Reality Tea
The unlikely love affair between Armie Hammer and Henry Cavill’s nipples continues – Towleroad
Can someone explain why the hell it looks like Amber Heard is vacationing at Jurassic Park? – Hollywood Tuna
James Woods would like you to know he definitely isn’t a gross, creepy, lecherous old man (uh huh, ok James) – Pajiba
Tom Cruise’s The Mummy got the Honest Trailer treatment – OMG Blog
Who is the person directing Star Wars: Episode IX this week? That would be J.J. Abrams – IDLYITW
Louis CK really, really doesn’t want to talk about those sexual harassment rumors – Jezebel
Apple announced the release of a new $999 iPhone called the iPhone X. An iPhone X totally sounds like the device Ted Cruz would use to “accidentally” browse porn – Just Jared
It looks like Gigi Hadid finally has another talent to put on her modeling resume besides “Is famous” – Starcasm
This is an after work party I can get into – Popsugar
Gwyneth Paltrow made a surprise appearance on The Late Late Show to promote her $15 Goop magazine. Can you believe she didn’t bring a box of complimentary jade crotch eggs for the audience? So rude – SOW
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