Night Crumbs
Reese Witherspoon is on the cover of Glamour looking like the scheming stripper-turned-mistress of a Muppet mobster who she met in a pawn shop one block over from Sesame Street. I don’t think that’s what they were going for, but I’ve got to say, it’s a good look – Lainey Gossip
Lest you forget that Tamra Judge is a Real Housewife, she celebrated her birthday by taking pictures of herself guzzling expensive champagne in a bikini – Reality Tea
Prince Harry was reportedly a-ok with Meghan Markle blabbing about their relationship to Vanity Fair – Celebitchy
Bella Thorne, stop plagiarizing Lindsay Lohan’s life, and do your own work! – Drunken Stepfather
The top of Olivia Culpo’s dress looks like Gene Shalit’s eyebrows, right? – Popoholic
Sam Smith’s new song is the perfect thing to play while you dramatically drink wine and scroll through your ex’s Instagram account – Towleroad
Alessandra Ambrosio at Burning Man is a dead ringer for someone who would sell you homemade acid at Burning Man – Hollywood Tuna
Apparently barely anybody went to the movies this summer. Well, I’m sorry Hollywood, but I chose to watch Baywatch reruns and look at emojis on my phone at home for free – Pajiba
“Make me look like the model from an early-2000 Steve Madden ad” is what I assume Gigi Hadid said to her stylist – The Nip Slip
Country singer Don Williams has died – Just Jared
Also sadness from the country world, Troy Gentry of duo Montgomery Gentry died in a helicopter crash – Boy Culture
Shailene Woodley talked about getting arrested during a Dakota Access Pipeline protest, and no surprise here, it sounds like it was the opposite of fun – IDLYITW
That “Gwen Stefani is knocked-up with Blake Shelton’s baby” rumor is back again – Starcasm
As Britney Spears hungrily smacks her lips… – SOW
That’s funny. I always pictured Leonardo DiCaprio and Lukas Haas running to catch a cab would involve Leo riding Lukas piggyback and shouting “Faster, pony, faster!” – Popsugar